what if he’s one of those creepy guys that stay up late at night just to watch porn?
or
what if he’s one of those super clingy, emotional guys who won’t stop bugging you?
or
what if he’s one of those assholes that don’t know how to even spell commitment and just wanna get laid?
or
what if he’s a secret serial killer and is out to avenge the death of someone really close to him so he takes it out on the opposite sex?
or
what if he’s absolutely perfect in everyway but he’s just not right for me and whatnot?
i need a life.
SPRING BREAK GODS OUT THERE, DON’T LET ME GET SWALLOWED BY ALL THIS HAUNTING QUESTIONS.
